Monday, October 21, 2013

....stolen from Catholic Memes....


12 Reasons Why I QUIT Attending SPORTS Events
1. The coach never came to visit me.
2. Every time I went, they asked me for money.
3. The people sitting in my row didn't seem very friendly.
4. The seats were very hard.
5. The referees made a decision I didn't agree with.
6. I was sitting with hypocrites—they only came to see what others were wearing!
7. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home.
8. The band played some songs I had never heard before.
9. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.
10. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
11. Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches, anyway.
12. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.

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  3. Given the efforts many clergy have made over the last 50-60 years to turn church services into something even more banal than sporting events, I find the points telling but probably not for the reason the author intended.

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